- Posted by JamesHundleby on April 2, 2009
So even podgy, civil-liberty trampling, ID card brandishing Home Secretary Jacqui Smith couldn't stop her husband doing what we all like to do... crack the Stellas out and whip our trousers around our ankles while the wee wife's away.
With a recent Sun survey saying 90 per cent of men do exactly that, it's no surprise that the great and the good (and Labour MPs' apologetic spouses) are up to their necks in used Kleenex.
Rather than claim the money off taxpayers' hard-earned to watch "Filthy British Lesbian Sluts Vol 1" you can see a free teaser of "Pippa the Posh Bint" at http://www.MayfairMag.com, and the full length movies Smith's red-faced husband was caned for can be seen with a subscription here: http://www.paulraymond.com/jacquismithshusband Go on, watch them, then make a shame-faced apology to the assembled media or, failing that, the wife and kids when you've spilt your load.
The Editor.